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"What's ... s-su ... sushi, Master?"
Smeagol: "These fishes tastes funny my precious...I wonder why they
call this "The Forbidden Pool"? -
Where is Smeagol? Who are you? Smeagol should contact his
travel agent. - Samsmissy
"Gondor babies do WHAT in this pool?!?" - Doctor Gamgee
Legolas: You there!
Legolas: yes you. I see you have had some difficulty growing your hair
Gollum: yes. Smeagol has tried many hair care products and nothing
Legolas: well do you want hair as bouncy as mine. or do you want hair
as stringy as Aragorn's?
Gollum: like yours!
Legolas: well if you want hair like mine just rub...
Gollum: hey I thought we were in a movie, not some kind of shampoo
Legolas: I'm sorry. I just like talking about my hair.
Gollum, to themselves: We can see that... - Samsmissy
All right, we'll get our hands on the
person who stole the battery we just recharged for our fish-phone!
- Yaviel of Lorien
Gollum thinking to self ...
'First ... the
fat one tells us all 'bout ... taters; and now ... this?'
... while addressing Frodo ...
"I hope no one heard that...I KNEW I shouldn't have had those beans for
Drat! I will have to call the seamstress. I KNEW those were not the
Fat-free Lembas Legolas offered me! - Doctor
"Does my butt look big in this? -
"Listen here "Blondie" the Ranger is MINE... and no OTHER!!" - Tiger-lily
Arwen looks back at Aragorn and
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together
"...And so just as Arwen was leaving for the Grey Havens, she glanced
back and looked longingly at Legolas's perfect hair. "Alas! Not even my
artful use of female persuasion could pry from Legolas what shampoo and
conditioner he uses!"..." - Dinledhwen
Looking back at Aragorn ...
"Are you coming, or not?" - Ashlyn
'Okay, who didn't pick up after Fifi's little 'business' was done?' - Primula
"I hope no one heard that...I KNEW I shouldn't
have had those beans for supper..." -
"If you want me, come and claim me!" - Yaviel of Lorien
Arwen says to Aragorn as she leaves " I told
you my father wouldn't aprove of me joining the Powerpuff Girls
Fanclub." - Samsmissy
Arwen hisses: "I thought I told you to
following me, Nitwit...Fig Newton...Figwit...Oh...whatever your name
is!" - Frodosmiss
Arwen ... looking at self in
"This was my choice; putting on all
that weight ... and THERE, of all places. Whether by my will or not,
now, there is no ship BIG enough ... to carry all THAT hence!" - gentle-giant
"Nice try, Pippin, but I know
it's really just you again - besides, didn't Aragorn tell you to stay
out of his wardrobe?" - Primula
Gandalf all right?
- Yaviel of Lorien
Gandalf trying out major ventriloquist skills: "I am the great
stick hand! I can do tricks! Wanna see?" - MrsLGreenleaf
*Gandalf sees the watcher in the water
and stares at it curiously & child -like*
Gandalf: Hmmm. that's odd. - Durin
Pippin to Merry: " I think the
old gas bag
had a little to much ale if you know what I mean."
"I dare you to push him Pip. I bet he won't even
feel it." - Samsmissy
Sooooo....shinnnnyyy.... - Yaviel of Lorien
*Gandalf to the Cave Troll*
"See the pretty stick! You want this stick? You wanna play fetch? Go
get it, Boy!" -Daughter of
"You're going to have to get me a BIG
ladder if you expect me to use this Q-tip in that mûmakil's ear!"
Ehh....ehhh....Can't get this darn spinach out of my teeth.... - Primula
Saturday Night Fever: The Remake.
Filmed on location in Isengard.
- Lithilien Quicksilver
And so it was during the height of their fight that Gandalf and Saruman
learned they each had arachnidphobia. -
Mom loves me more!!!!..... - The1Ring
Saruman: Locomotor ... Gandalf! -
WOOOOOOOOOOH Misty Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!! Eat
THAT (Don't try any of this stuff at home....)
For Wizards Only - Easy Cheese
SCORE!!!! - Strange Elf
Sauroman: MACHO, MACHO MAN!!!
I WANNA BE A MACHO MAN!!!
For Pete's sake "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE
START THE MUSIC! THIS GAME OF STATUES HAS GONE ON FOR FAR TOO LONG!!" -
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Stop! Hammer time! - Eärrámë
Seeing Gandalf's reaction, Saruman's
sniff-test did indeed reveal his deodorant had failed...big time. - Primula
I wonder what this button does...!"
- Gandalf the White
Umm! Somebody had molasses cookies with
his lunch! - Lindorie
immitates his best Arwen voice: May the grace of the Valar save
Aragorn thinking: If he kisses
me, I'll have him gelded. - Bregotamer
Dang these green screen shots! I SO
could've bitten his nose! -
The casting of Sleeping Beauty
hits an all-time low. - Primula
Thank heavens for Viggo that Mr. Ed was
on the set that day, and remembered Wilbur's 4-H course in CPR
- Doctor Gamgee
"I know your face." - Ashlyn
Audience: "Did he just say,
'Hi'?" - Icarus
Move it! You're sleeping on my alfalfa! - Primula
Sweet dreams. Don't let the bed orcs
bite. - Daisy Gold
Brego, what happened last night is now
behind us... - KingNik
Aw c'mon...which nose is the cutest? - Lindorie
Aragorn wasn't sure he liked the spa's new Equine Face Wash treatment.
After watching a cast member playing
"Who's got your nose?" with a toddler, Brego decides that he wants to
play, too. - Lindorie
Mmmmm, the brain potato harvest looks good this year! - Eärrámë
Tic-tac? - onónë