"What do you mean, you pulled his
finger?????!!!!" - Frodosmiss
Theoden: "Gotcha nose," (shows her, her
Eowyn: "How dare you, give me my nose back!"
Eowyn to self: 'Oh ... thank goodness for this helm! Were I not
wearing it, he just might
able to see some small hint of fear written on my face .... ' - gentle-giant
I can't understand why my mascara keeps
running. - Samsmissy
warning, the sentient tinfoil leaped from her casserole and wrapped
itself around her head.
You got chocolate in my peanut butter! -
Eowyn just looked in the mirror at the
helmet she accidentally picked. - Nin
You ate my cookie? - Starflower
You did what? I can't believe it! How
could you? You knew he was my Hobbit friend! - Faramir56
Eowyn to self: What is....? OMG, did
Sauron let the Witch King get a mohawk?
And his fell beast got a.....a nose
ring? - Elven
OMG! I can't belieeeve it! Arwen
wearing the same armor! But it's MY party!!!!! - Lindorie
I KNEW I should never have had that 3rd bran muffin! - Doctor Gamgee
That's the last time I use Match.com! - Traevynn
all were ready for the Warg attack. Seeing Wormtongue run from the
showers in nothing more than a towel is more than any shield maiden
should have to bear.** - Doctor
"....But he said he liked my cooking!" - Lindorie
No matter how hard I try, I just CAN'T get used to Gimli's new Speedos!
**And the seamstress said, "Chailmail won't ride up!" -- Filthy liar!**
- Doctor Gamgee
Whoa! That's one BIIIG cowpie! - Lindorie
Okay...how's THIS? What do you mean, Elijah's eyes
are still bigger?! - Frodosmiss
Rats. I knew that I should have
stayed home today. - Faramirgirl
Eowyn - having given it some thought - continued holding her breath ...
and decided this was not the time to mention the Witch King's halitosis
.... - gentle-giant