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Aragorn and Frodo at Amon Hen

"Aragorn, that better not be a ring you're offering me,
 cause y'know, I already have one of those..."

- Laiquendi


Aragorn: So, you're saying that your paper covers my rock?? - Frodosmiss

Frodo: Yes, like that. Next you pull real hard so your laces rip and the Superman undershirt shows. Then the Elven cape will make you fly... or I think that's what the instructions said... I had to just go by the pictures. They were in some form of Elvish and I couldn't read it.  - Primula

Aragorn: Your ring is talking to me! Aaaaahhhhhhh!
Frodo: It always does that - you want it?
Aragorn: No way! I want to sleep at night!
Frodo: I never get any sleep! Please take it!
Aragorn: Look, Orcs! Gotta go!     - Uliare Otsea

"Looking at things from your point of view, Frodo, I must admit that you're right; Randy Newman's 'Short People' should NOT be revived for the Soundtrack." - Doctor Gamgee

Frodo: "Now, Aragorn, you have to pick one: Eowyn or Arwen?"
Aragorn: "But I want both....*pout*"   - MrsLGreenleaf


Aragorn: I know meeting Sauron can be a scary thing, but you can't let him see that fear. Just walk up and give him a good head-butt.
*knocking fists together to demonstrate* - Daughter of Kings

Aragorn: Now, look at me, Frodo. I thought I told you not to shine the light of Eärendil in Sam's face! If you can't behave, I'll have to put you in the naughty chair! - Frodosmiss

ARAGORN: Oh, Frodo ... you must believe me; I swear to you! I simply lost a glove ... nothing more! In NO way is my attire intended to make you think of Michael Jackson! - gentle-giant

Frodo: Aragorn it's no use! You can't be like me by getting down on your knees and making your blue eyes wider! - Dinledhwen

Aragorn: "You will be fine Frodo, just remember if you get scared just get down on one knee hold your fists to your chest and say three times....
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!" - Tiger-Lily

Aragorn: I don't know about you, Frodo, but whenever I eat Sam's sausage and tomato enchiladas, I get a burning pain right here.... - Frodosmiss



Eowyn at Edoras

I don't care if you ARE King, Uncle; I am NOT pulling your finger.
- Doctor Gamgee


**Man! I hate when this happens...Think! Did I turn the oven off before I left the Golden Hall??** - Frodosmiss

If he says my hair looks like a muffin-warmer again, I'm going to smite him! - Primula

Keep breathing, that's the key! Breathe!  - Firiel

Eowyn thinking to self: OMG! Grima's wearing that hideous outfit again! *rolls eyes* - Yaviel of Lorien

"Oooohhhh, I just hate how he goes on and on about that she-elf... Arwen makes great stew...Arwen whispers sweet elvish nothings in my ear....Arwen gave up immortality for me. Blah, Blah, Blah. He mentions her again and I may have to get all 'shield maiden' on him!" - Frodosmiss

"Honestly, Gimli is already drunk and its barely nightfall, next there will be hobbits dancing on the tables ... oh dear" - paig3honor

*I will not smile first...I will not crack up laughing first....I will not smile first....* - mousechief

Oh drat, my contacts are so dry.... now where did I put my eye drops? - Elven Maiden

*Legolas messes up his hair and goes on a rant*   Eowyn: I won't laugh.....I won't laugh.....hold it in......don't laugh..... - MrsLGreenleaf

"What do you mean, my horse got out again?"  (You have to have had a horse to appreciate that one....) - Firiel

"I don't think she knows about blonde jokes, Pip." - Firiel

"Why is so dark in here? Didn't we pay the electric bill? Someone light a candle for crying out loud!" - Samsmissy



Sam surprises Gorbag
Sam: Shagrat, I am your father!
Shagrat: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

- Starflower

SURPRISE! I'm Sam, and that guy over there is Frodo and we're with TLC's 'What Not To Wear'!! - Frodosmiss

Orc dude: Put your shirt back on!  - Gandalf the White

Orc: AAAAAAHHHHH, Sam!!! If you really want a piggy back ride, LOSE THE HEAVY BACKPACK!!! - bregotamer

Shagrat: Ahhhhhhh!
Sam: Ew! I think I just changed my mind about taking these dental hygenist classes... - Primula

Sam the Wedgy King strikes again!!!! - Dinledhwen

Has he NEVER heard of breath mints??? - Sylvania

Gorbag reacts as Sam tells him he has it on good authority that Santa has him on the Naughty List... - Frodosmiss

Shagrat: Tighter!
Sam: That's as far as the corset-strings'll go, sir!   - Primula

You know, that Ring has really changed you, Mr. Frodo... - Evelyn


Strider, hunkering in the grasses

Should have listened to Legolas - this darn sat-nav is bleep/bleep/bleep useless!
- Sylvania

'Darnit, I don't even know where to start weeding this garden!'  - Primula

"Hmm... I wonder how Weathertop got to look like that...?" - Gandalf the White

"I am waiting for Vezzini... " - Lithilien Quicksilver

"Unless I'm wrong... and I'm never wrong... they're headed straight into the Fire Swamp!" - onónë

*sigh* "Mama told me there'd be days like this!" - Ashlyn

So this is what the view looks like as a hobbit! - onónë

Tired of constantly bending down, Aragorn finally resigned himself to duck-walking all the way Rivendell. - Primula

'Oh quit griping! - you have any idea how many field-mice I have to skewer make dinner for you guys?" - Primula

Drat that Galadriel! All because I'm with hobbits doesn't mean I should get a hobbit-size bow!
And the arrow doesn't even match...  - Lithilien Quicksilver

In the middle of nowhere and not a tree in sight! - Doctor Gamgee

The Strider Pest Control Service was especially known for its gopher-poking skills. - Starflower



Dernhelm

"....But he said he liked my cooking!"
- Lindorie 

"Fish!"  - MrsLGreenleaf

"What do you mean, you pulled his finger?????!!!!" - Frodosmiss

Theoden: "Gotcha nose," (shows her, her nose)
Eowyn: "How dare you, give me my nose back!"   - Paig3honor

Eowyn to self: 'Oh ... thank goodness for this helm! Were I not wearing it, he just might be able to see some small hint of fear written on my face .... ' - gentle-giant

I can't understand why my mascara keeps running. - Samsmissy

Without warning, the sentient tinfoil leaped from her casserole and wrapped itself around her head.
"You...will....add....mushrooms...." it hissed.   - Primula


You got chocolate in my peanut butter! - Frodosmiss

Eowyn just looked in the mirror at the helmet she accidentally picked. - Nin Maldor

You ate my cookie? - Starflower

You did what? I can't believe it! How could you? You knew he was my Hobbit friend!  - Faramir56

Eowyn to self: What is....? OMG, did Sauron let the Witch King get a mohawk?
And his fell beast got a.....a nose ring?    - Elven Maiden

OMG! I can't belieeeve it! Arwen wearing the same armor! But it's MY party!!!!! - Lindorie

I KNEW I should never have had that 3rd bran muffin! - Doctor Gamgee

That's the last time I use Match.com! - Traevynn

**Not all were ready for the Warg attack. Seeing Wormtongue run from the showers in nothing more than a towel is more than any shield maiden should have to bear.** - Doctor Gamgee

"....But he said he liked my cooking!" - Lindorie

No matter how hard I try, I just CAN'T get used to Gimli's new Speedos! - Frodosmiss

**And the seamstress said, "Chailmail won't ride up!" -- Filthy liar!** - Doctor Gamgee

Whoa! That's one BIIIG cowpie! - Lindorie

Okay...how's THIS? What do you mean, Elijah's eyes are still bigger?! - Frodosmiss

Rats. I knew that I should have stayed home today. - Faramirgirl

NARRATIVE: Eowyn - having given it some thought - continued holding her breath ... and decided this was not the time to mention the Witch King's halitosis .... - gentle-giant