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"No! The Spanish Inquisition got
me and put me in the soft comfy chair!
Soon they will poke me with the
- Elven Maiden
break-dancing? That's so wrong...." - MrsLGreenleaf
'I just KNOW it: not five minutes will pass ... and the Dwarf will be
telling someone they may have that axe!' - gentle-giant
"Now is the WRONG time to tell me we are out of toilet paper!!" - Tiger-lily
thinking to self: Pippin, if that whoopee cushion I just sat on
was your idea.......
Elrond thinking to self: Ha
ha, he'll never guess. - Holly
Frodo didn't mind having larger
companions to help the hobbits on their Quest, but did they have to strap them to papoose
boards? - Primula
What are they ... ... no, it can't be! Yep, it is! Gandalf and Elrond
playing Rock, Paper, Scissors! -
Frodo: It can't be ... Aragorn's
got furry feet, too! - MiddleEarthMunchkin
Frodo tried to hide the Elven chocolate
bar in the back of his coat, but it was just too big. - Starflower
After switching his regular hair care product
to a bargin brand, Legolas is horrified to discover that even elves can
get dandruff....... - mousechief
"If you think
cleaning THAT up, Gimli, you are sadly mistaken!"
Despite having pointy ears, Legolas
still couldn't quite manage the raised eyebrows... - Laiquendi
Tsk! Those boots DEFINITELY don't go
with that outfit, Gimli! - Frodosmiss
Legolas: NO! Oh that did not just
Gimli*from below sight line*: What?! What didn't just happen?
Legolas: I dropped my bathroom kit! You know, the one with my shampoo,
conditioner, face mask cream, tooth brush and paste, eye brow comb,
lash curler, hair brush, AND my mirror. This is a sad, sad day, Gimli,
Gimli: How "for all"? It's your stuff, not ours.
Legolas: It's "for all" because without my kit I'm not gorgeous and I'm
the most gorgeous and adored member of this group.
Gimli: *tries to hide a snicker and a snide comment behind a cough**he
Legolas to Gimli: *whack* -
Of all the dark weapons of Mordor, I never expected pillow-fights. -
A: Take two of these and call me in the
E: thag you very buch
Eowyn: Aragorn please!
Aragorn: But it's getting late!
Eowyn: Just one more time!
Aragorn: Oh all right! But this
is the last time I read Goldilocks and the Three Bears to you tonight! - Dinledhwen
I'm sorry that Arwen snubbed your invite for the slumber party, but
Cheer up, Eowyn. We can still put each others hair in curlers, pop some
popcorn, give each other facials before we do the latest Valar Quiz:
"Are you and your match compatible?" And then for the grand finale, we
can give each other Hobbit Pedicures!
- Doctor Gamgee
Eowyn: Wait, Aragorn! Don't let go yet!
Aragorn: But, oh how can I put this.....................I have to use
the little Dunedain's room.
- Yaviel of Lorien
*Aragorn runs in and shakes Éowyn
Aragorn: "Come quick, Éowyn! We're needed for an advert on
bed-hair!" - Laiquendi
I don't wanna go to school yet.... Five more minutes... - Bergil
"Ya know.....now that I look at you more
and more, that color eyeshadow doesn't look half-bad on you...." - MrsLGreenleaf
I dreamed ... we saw a great wave climbing over green lands and above
the hills. A green wave; thick and heavy ... carrying with it a
multitude of green ... lumps. I could only stand
there ... waiting ...
waiting for you to ... understand. For you to realize, Aragorn; what so
much Pert shampoo - so many bars of Irish Spring soap - might be for
.... - gentle-giant
Who the Udun
made Hobbits so small anyway???
Aragorn to Legolas: "Don't think we've
quite got the idea of this line dancing yet Leggy!" - Sylvania
Aragorn: "You put your right foot in....no, Leggy, your RIGHT foot!" - Anna Estel
Judging by the signs, Legolas, it's
Disco is dead. - Doctor Gamgee
Be vewwy vewwy quiet... I'm hunting hobbits... - Lithilien Quicksilver
Aragorn, to Legolas: Why can't you wield
sword or an ax like the rest of us? I get sooooo tired of searching the
ground for unused arrows! -
Viggo: Geeze Louise, Orlando, you were
to CATCH the keys to the SUV.... Now we'll be late for the cast clam
Orlando: I said "toss" the keys, not throw a fast ball.....blimey.
John: Once again, the pointy-eared pretty-boy blocks my
closeup! - Bregotamer
Aragorn and Legolas in their
rendition of "where is my hairbrush?":
Leggy woke up and searched frantically... No hairbrush to be found,
whatever shall he do?
"Aragorn, have you seen my..." Leggy thought to himself, 'Nevermind. he
never uses the hairbrush." - Pippin's
Aragorn, to Legolas: If you weren't so
just wore the darn glasses, we wouldn't be wasting time looking for
your blasted contacts! - Frodosmiss
Middle Earth Musical Chairs:
Aragorn: When Gimli stops the
music, I'm gonna grab THAT chair and win this thing once and for all!!!
Legolas: Oh, oh, who plays
this song? - Bregotamer
"Tread with great care,
Legolas! Since the orcs were too afraid to go into those woods, there's
no telling where they WENT!!"
Legolas' nose crinkles up ever so slightly at the
thought.... - Frodosmiss
They looked frantically for most of the
vain. Orlando had lost one of the last pair of blue 'Elf Eye' contacts.
For the remainder of the film, he would appear to have to have brown
elven eyes. - Lindorie
Aragorn: "My superior Ranger tracking skills would say the Rohirrim had
something to do with this."
Legolas: "You mean there's lots of, er, meadow-muffins."
Gimli: "Did someone say muffins?" - Primula
The thing I hate most about caddying for
Gandalf and Elrond is looking for those darn golfballs! - Frodosmiss
Gimli to Aragorn: "Hey, I said rest your
knee on the rock, not your
Aragorn: "Wha-ah-CHOO! My Legolas, how many times did I tell you not to
put on cologne to try to impress us? Hello here, but I have
allergies to that disgusting stuff and trust me it is far worse than
your ear-allergy, err, sensitivity. And Gimli, I told you that I am the
King, not you."
Legolas: "Ugh Aragorn, do we need duct tape? Oh never mind, you turned
your head when you sneezed." -
Viggo forgot which movie he was doing and started an Indian dance from
"Hidalgo." Orlando quickly joined in since he didn't know if Viggo had
gotten the latest from PJ and the script had been revised to include
this rather strange dance. John just watched, chuckling quietly to
himself. - Eruvanne
Dwarf women look just like the
Saddle sores are nothing ... it's
these HOSE that chaffe. - Doctor
Ditch me for the Elf, huh? Just wait til you taste your wedding cake! - Lithilien Quicksilver
"Gondor needs no pants? That's just
scary." - Yaralindi
woman: *gasp* She mixed gold and silver jewelry!
Second woman: Oh, the fashion
horror! The horror! Avert the eyes!
Eowyn: Crud, not
again... - Primula
Eowyn: Yeah, and who helped you pick out your wooly ensemble..... - bregotamer
"Botox certainly seems to have
worked - how long before I can talk?"
I refuse to sing him
that stupid Barney song again, not even for his funeral. - Primula