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Aragorn was sorely disappointed when his
sword didn't glow like Sting.
Aragorn's "Deer in the Headlights" look. - onone
"What do you mean this isn't Anduril? I
traded 3 barrels of Longbottom
leaf, 2 Morgul Blades and Billy Ferny's old pony for what...? A
stinking Dwarf Knock-Off!! What is this world coming to?" - Tiger-Lily
"I don't think I should have eaten that
last piece of dried meat." -
"Wait... what do you mean it's rubber?"
Aragorn! Look at the watch! You
are getting sleepy...... VERY SLEEEEEEEEEPY.... - Frodosmiss
"Curse both Uncle Bilbo AND his luck ...
why don't I ever find anything like this when I buy Cracker Jacks?!?"
"Frodo do you see any bight shiny words?"
Frodo: "I see
nothing...no...wait...there is some writting...it says Made in
China!" - Dinledhwen
While Frodo was grateful that Gandalf
able to lend him some contacts, he wondered how they would fit in
hobbit-sized eyes. - Primula
Frodo was seriously considering Pippin's
of how to hold onto the ring... but was afraid that a nose-ring would
be a bit painful. - Captain-Peregrine
Frodo was finally able to translate the
words on the Ring... "If lost, please return to Sauron at Mount Doom,
Mordor." - Captain-Peregrine
This has writing...no wait, it's just lint. My bad. - Starflower
*whispers* Gandalf, turn off your nightlight. You're bringing in the
*there's never a giant can of Raid© around when you need one....*
Can't you read the sign?! It says, DO NOT
I told you not to feed them! You just had to give one, one of your
Reeses Pieces! - Arwen 9
Frodo: Just because I said "I do not
know the way" doesn't make me stupid. I KNOW this was not on the map.
Gandalf: How was I supposed to know you didn't like Woodstock
Middle-Earth? - Captain-Peregrine
[to the Fellowship] Don't worry everyone! I have the situation all
under control. *dramatic pause* The dramatic pause was for effect. I
have a black belt in karate.
- Yaviel of Lorien
Bloom – “Oh no... the Fangirls have found us…. "
Viggo Mortensen – “Uh oh,
I think we're in trouble ..... bodyguards? Has anyone seen the
Sean Bean – “Nope, and
they're comin' fast at us .... screaming....with cameras, pens,
Elijah Wood "EVERYONE ...RUN
FOR IT!!” - Goldberry
Only once before had the expansive pedestrian-ways and promenades of
the great Dwarf city of Dwarrowdelf experienced so much congestion ...
during the great Mass-Transit Union Strike of the Second Age.
Gandalf: What's that you say?
Crowded? Oh, no ... not really, young Master Meriadoc. And, having
posed such a question, I can only presume ... you've never been here on
ladies' night ....
The crowd watched in amazement as the baked
had eaten earlier sent him skyward with a gaseous
No! No! I said
say "cheese", not I've got cheese! - Lithilien Quicksilver
Don't ya love it when they get to dancing in their kilts? - Lindorie
Good grief! Is that really the price of
hair straightners? - Sylvania
Bilbo's party took a strange and sudden turn when he put on a ring and,
thinking he was invisible, broke into a Chippendales routine he learned
while on a side trip to the forest of Las Vegas. - Frodosmiss
We see London we see France, we
see Gandalf's underpants!
All the actors stared in amazement as the set lights turned on to
reveal that they were all on the set for Munchkin-land ducking from the
Wicked Witch of the West. - Eruvanne
Due to unforeseen budget cuts, Mr.
Shore was reduced to directing a pile of singing hobbits.- Primula
The Annual Legolas Oggling Society &
Terrible Casting Alumni's united Scream-a-thon Etc.. (ALOSTCAUSE)
started their preceedings with the unveiling of this year's Elven
Swim-wear Calendar.- Laiquendi
The crowd reacts as Pippin reads
from his new book: "
The hailstones leaped from the pavement,
just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease." - Yaralindi
As their mothers warned them, the hobbits' faces
eventually froze in that expression... - onónë
Due to unforeseen budget cuts, Mr. Shore
was reduced to directing a pile of singing hobbits. - Primula
The party came to a screeching halt when
Legolas arrived sporting his new mohawk ... - Doctor Gamgee
Bag End burned brighter than any of them had expected. - Primula
It's the GHOST-Liiiiiiight!
Drunk Frodo: "My, that is a beautiful
Person: "This is a pumpkin you idiot!"
- Gandalf the White
Frodo: "So you're saying if I just look
through that little peep-hole I'll get a big surprise!!!??
Farmer giggles fiendishly..... -
I've heard of "Vodkamelons" but I
think "Pintkins" is a bad plan, lad.
- Doctor Gamgee
Frodo: "I didn't mean to say your
pumpkin looked yellow! Please don't throw it at me!"- Icarus
Just 'cos it's not a watermelon,
can I still dance like Patrick Swayze? - Sylvania
What am I doing with this pumpkin, you ask? Why, it's
going in my next batch of spiced pumpkin ale, of course! - Ashlyn
Toro! Toro!!! Who
took my cape? - Yaralindi
'Squeeze it again! I have two more cups
to fill up!' - Bergil