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Sam, I don't think we're in decent places
hippopotomus over there is waving at me.
Wait....they filled my pipe with
WHAT??????????? - mousechief
Frodo ponders an age old dilemma...
"Pipeweed will get you through times with out money...But money will
not get you through times with out Pipeweed!" - Tiger-Lily
Frodo : There's nothing like a pipe after a meal, and that was
nothing like a meal !! - Aussieme
Ooooo.....that cloud looks like a
bunny....wait......... what was in my pipe.........woah.........- Durin
"Did I just see Bigfoot over there?!" -
If I'm heading into smoky, shadowy ashy
then why the heck am I making it worse by smoking? Who gave me this
pipe, anyway?! It was YOU Sam!! (Just you wait, I'll leave you
when we reach Amon Hen...) - ElfPrincess
*Frodo's impression of Han Solo in Return of the Jedi*
I just got this strange feeling... like I'm never gonna see her again.
- Daughter of Kings
"I know we're horribly low on rations,
Sam, but if we're going to have roasted rat soup again, couldn't you at least get
some younger rats? This tail is stiff!"
and Pippin have just found out that mushrooms are fungi*
Pippin to Merry: "What do you
mean...there is no loo? -
Pippin: No, I don't care what you say! I
tromped halfway across Middle Earth, and if the Orc want to give us
lift, it's dandy with me! I'm sick of walking! We are not running away
from the free ride! No way!
Merry: I'm not arguing with you about this! We're going!
Pippin:*grumble* - Elven Maiden
What do you mean there's no HBO? What
Comedy Central? ESPN? No FOOD CHANNEL!!! - Lindorie
Pippin: NO! Say it isn't so!
Merry: Not that, anything but that!
*when Aragorn tells them that they're
going to have to ration the food and only have one meal a day*
Pippin: Do you see what I see Merry?
Merry: Are you talking about that big purple murshroom?
Pippin: Yeah, that's it. What should we do?
Merry: RUN, you fool! - Faramirgirl
Merry: "Oh no, Lord of the Rings fans, from the message boards, dozens
of them. Run for your life, pip, RUN!" - Strange Elf
Pippin: "I don't believe it..."
Merry: "It can't be..."
Pippin: "It is!"
AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!! -
Durin the Deathless
not sweating!! I'm glistening!"
"Isildur, why do you have sticks? I have sticks
... you TOLD me to bring sticks! You said YOU'D bring the
marshmallows!" - gentle-giant
ignited this fire how?!" - MrsLGreenleaf
"NICE PJ! What do you mean "Decipher is
catoring the wrap-party?!?"
Those guys will skip the Caviar and put Mar-mite on the toast points! -
"Don't EVER sneak up
behind me like that, Isildur!! You KNOW I'm afraid of heights...and
molten lava!" - Frodosmiss
What the heck is Keanu Reeves doing
here? This isn't the Matrix! - Neesae
*Lord Elrond is caught with his hand in
the cookie jar* - mousechief
I said shut the door - you're letting in the cold! - Primula
Shoot, I forgot to take the lembas bread
out of the oven! - Samsmissy
Theoden accidently finds where the batteries are in Gandalf's staff.
The sky is
falling! The sky is falling! -
Theoden reacts to the news that the network cancelled Dancing with the
Biggest Loser Bionic American Idol. -
Theoden: "Hello beastie" - Gandalf the White
Despite Theoden's protestations of its
delicious flavour, the look on his face was enough to persuade Eomer to
wait for Eowyn to perfect her stew recipe before he tried it. - Firiel
Dr. Gandalf: You would like more
Theoden: Yabphh! - Primula
Theoden:GRIMA!!! Did you switch my face
cream with Preparation H again!!!???
Gandalf: Here let me take a look...(accidentally hits Theoden with
staff) - Bregotamer
"use the force Lu.. Theoden." - Starflower
The bug is still on my head - hit it again! Hit is again!
Well, if the grimy look works for
Viggo getting dates...
a little more dirt on that left cheek, if you please.
Sir Ian: How come I have to have all this sweat
and dirt painted on my face, while Mr.
Sugar-and-Spice-and-Everything-Nice-Pretty-boy elf over there gets
spritzed with Evian and dusted with glitter and fairy dust and stuff? - Frodosmiss
Are you sure
this is the same makeover you gave Britney Spears? Someone bring me a
mirror! - Primula
Well, if the grimy look works for Viggo
getting dates...a little more dirt on that left cheek, if you please. - Lindorie
Sir Ian, to PJ: Of course Gandalf wore a
He told Frodo that a wizard is never late, nor is he early....now, how
can he not be late or early without a watch? - Frodosmiss
Of course this is what every good wizard
wears underneath his dress!! - Sylvania
I'm sure a wizard should be wearing a Rolex. - Strange Elf
"Now remember, I want a little
unicorn on that cheek, and a rainbow on the other. Are you sure you've painted faces
before?" - Starflower
'Wait, is that a sharpie?' - Bergil
Leave room on my cheek for the other
autographs! - Evelyn
I thought blackface was considered passe.