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conga line they're forming?'
Aragorn, where's the solvent?
That dwarf super-glued my eyebrows together again. - Primula
I wonder how far I can throw that Dwarf? - Faramirgirl
If i squint hard enough, maybe they'll
give me x-ray vision! - Laiquendi
"Did I just hear a "toot" come out of
the back of that Oliphant?" -
"Sweet Elbereth! And I thought that we Elves were flexible! Is
that a leg? How did...wha...but..." - Lindorie
No, I do not look like an Armadillo, Pippin. - Strange Elf
Split ends?! Say not those foul words!! - pi
Legolas was suddenly shocked to see an
pink clad Arwen fighting along
side of him at Helm's Deep one second and then gone the next as if she
had been edited out by some great all powerful being!
But, that uruk's DEAD! I shot him!
is says in the script that anything shot by me will die. I don't care
if you have a wife and kids at home; you're supposed to be
dead! - Durin the Deathless
Did you just call me a pixie?
Nobody calls me a pixie! - Daughter
I told you to stop touching
my hair! - Daughter of Kings
Herbal Essence just makes
- Ahhh! My nose hairs are caught in you hair! Ouch!!
- *yawn* So tired...falling asleep...leaning forward onto Frodo's
- I bow to you Frodo of the...OUCH! You stand to close! I
hit my nose on your head! - Wanderer
*whispers* If you keep that slimy Ranger
from my granddaughter, I'll make you rich beyond your dreams. Find a
way to get rid of him permanently, and I promise you a place in
Valinor.....I have friends.... -
Mmmmm.... it has been so long since I
have eaten Hobbit. - Laiquendi
And when the Lady of the Light bent down
to kiss the young Hobbit, he
not only failed to turn into a handsome prince, her lips got stuck to
his head! - Tiger-Lily
Ummmm....smells like chicken! -
Galadriel: "And Frodo it you dare give my cell phone number to
that creepy dwarf I'll turn YOU into something unnatural!" - Dinledhwen
*thinks to himself* Hmmm, I gotta figure out how to get this elvish
dental floss through my teeth..... -
Gollum sure has long boogers.
*thinks to self* Sam, you Ninnyhammer! You brought the pots, but left
the crochet hooks with the Gaffer! -
"What did Galardriel say to do with the rope?" - Faramirgirl
Well; what'cha know? Mister Frodo was right ... this
two-hundred-foot-long shoelace turned out to be useful after all! - gentle-giant
Great! Legolas gets a bow, and I get rope. Wadda my gonna do, challenge
all the orcs of Mordor to a game of Cat's Cradle?!?! - Doctor Gamgee
"Mithril-plated spaghetti! Imagine that." - Primula
Sean Astin thinking to himself... "I don't need Cue cards, I'll just
use this Rope..." - Tiger-lily
I bet this lock of Legalos's hair will fetch a pretty penny to the
nearest fangirl! - Samsmissy
One rope to rule them all
One rope to find them
one rope to bring them all
and in the darkness bind
them. - Tiger-lily
Well we're sorry, but we don't think that
expensive miracle face cream is really worth the money!
Sam: Okay, when the train completely
stops, we'll all link arms and try to get in the same compartment...
Frodo: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Merry: Are you sure this is the right track?
Pippin: Where are we going?
Bilbo: You call the subway an adventure? - Primula
Sam: what is that?
Frodo: I don't know...
Bilbo: It's my old ring!
Merry & Pippin: whoa! - Gandalf
Pippin: After the Roller Coaster of
Death, can we go on the bumper cars?
Sam: Are you sure this thing is safe?
Gandalf: Remember, keep all appendages inside the car. - Primula
from above: Number 3, step forward.
Behind the two-way mirror: Is
this the hobbit who took the last cherry tart, Master Elrond? - Doctor Gamgee
Gandalf looks on as the five hobbits are
enthralled by the huge conga-line going onboard the ship...
Pippin: Can we join? - Pippin's Sunshine
Bilbo: I booked a cruise ship to Valinor and they
send the SS Minow.
Sam: Is THAT the Skipper?
Pippin: Where's Maryann?
Merry: If Ginger isn't on this boat.......
Frodo and Gandalf have same mental comment: Hobbits! - bregotamer
Frodo seemed to be the only hobbit not
to see Mick Jagger still wearing tight leather pants at the age of 98. - Frodosmiss
Merry: When does the game start?
Pippin: What sport is this?
Sam: That scoreboard doesn't look safe - are those bolts tight? And
that guy isn't wearing a helmet.
Bilbo: What kind of nonsense is this? Hobbit-sized bleachers should
hold more than five hobbits. This is ridiculous. Why when I was on my
Adventure, I saw bleachers that would hold hundreds, nowadays no one
really knows how to build proper bleachers, gluteus bleesha in the old
language, or 'seats for the buns' in the translation of the Westron...
Frodo: Yeah, yeah. Blah blah blah,
Uncle. Blah blah blah. - Primula
Though most of the hobbits were most anxiously awaiting the winner of
Image Captions, Frodo's mind had wandered off to the "Who Am I?"
thread..... - Frodosmiss
"Which mushrooms did you eat, Pippin?" Gandalf
"Oooh, lookie Gandalf! All the pretty black birds up there!" - Primula
Legolas has perfectly coiffed nose hair
too!?! - Doctor Gamgee
Gandalf: Welcome, Pippin, to FAO Schwartz
Methinks those mischevious
elves added an extra ingredient to the last batch of Lembas bread! - Sylvania
Pippin watched in astonished delight as
the Miracle-Gro Ent Draught he'd snuck into Gimli's beer took effect. - Primula
Gandalf's voice from above: "You are a
Lost cause!" -
Wow! Minas Tirith isn't just a
REALLY a White Castle! Look! Mushroom sliders on their dollar menu!
Um....is that Denethor running the char-broil grill? - Frodosmiss
Gandalf's hand puppet was SO lifelike! - Sylvania