I just saw Gothmog in a thong! - Yaralindi
Here we see Pippin's expression just as he slips
on a Banana Peel which he, unfortunately, didn't see. - Babidi Buu
How tall do you
have to be to go on the quest, journey, thingy? - Doctor Gamgee
breakfast? Horrors! - onónë
"I wanted the ice-cream to be big, but i didn't want
it to be this big!" - Babidi Buu
"Your horse is
standin' on my fooooot!" - Primula
rendered speechless when he saw Aragorn with freshly shampooed hair. - onónë
Quick, where's the
loo! It came in pints! - Yaralindi
Denethor! He's startin' a weenie-roast and we're goin' ta be late!" - Primula
Pippin finds out
the hard way why men's voices always seem higher when they get off a
Orc: But soft! What light
through yonder window breaks?
... and after that, none of the other orcs ever teased Saruman about
his long fingernails again! - Icarus
Saruman: You there, small orc-thing,
dictate: "Home made Botox trial #456 no good. Back to the drawing
board. - bregotamer
Unbeknownst to Peter Jackson, Eve Plumb
snuck into the editing booth to add her special touch ...
"Lurtz, Lurtz, Lurtz!" -
Saruman delighted in winning the Pudding
Sculpture Contest every year...
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! She always gets all the
cute boys! - Icarus
Okay, I admit it! Saruman MADE me give you that
wedgie! - Yaralindi
Saruman: Little girl? Little girl!...I
wouldn't try that if I were you!!!
Uruk: What's happening to her face? You're turning all brown and
toasty....like roast beef!
Saruman: It's always the same. They always turn into roast beef. Huh,
well, on with the tour!
Lurtz: This is how you hit the high 'C' in the
finale! Don't make me tell you again! -
Saruman, thinking, "Hmmm... I knew there
reason I have someone tasting my food before I eat it. Note to self,
fire chef. Again." - onónë
C-SPAN finally gets permission to turn the
cameras on for the health care debates. - Yaralindi
Pelosi watches as Obama "personally encourages" a Senator to vote for
the health care bill. - Icarus
Why orcs don't like going to the dentist
either. - onónë
Orc behind Saruman: Timmy!? Timmy!
Where's my Timmy!?
Saruman: Stand back madam! We think this Mordor maggot may have
swallowed your son!
Uruk out of frame: Spit 'im out!! Spit 'im out, or I'll never let you
have another play date again!!! - bregotamer
Snogzat's yodeling was the life of Saruman's
parties, especially when he used other orcs for the warbling high
parts. - Primula
If I told you once, I told you twice,
don't eat the Legos!- Yaralindi
And now.... The Larch. No wait, that's Lurtz, sorry! <crack>
Saruman: Cut them all down, even The Larch!
Aragorn introduces Cosmic Bowling
"Alas, Poor Yorick! I knew him,
Horatio!..." - onónë
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall....wait, I'm
holding it. Are you guys sure this incantation will make it talk to me?"- Fíriel
Aragorn introduces Cosmic Bowling to Middle
Earth. - onónë
Aragorn in best Verizon commercial voice: "Can
you hear me now?" - Dinelleth
When they asked if I wanted a digital reader, I
thought they meant a Kindle! -
cooking needs a little help here. But I just have to keep smiling and
pretending everything is OK ..."
It took 15 minutes and a mithril crobar to get the Arwen's Elvish
Muffin off of Aragorn's hand...
- Doctor Gamgee
If your Christmas ornaments are brighter than
most of your family - you might be a redneck. - Yaralindi
Much to his companions' dismay, Aragorn
thoroughly enjoying his new Magic 8-Ball. "Does Arwen love me?" "Will I
lose this battle?" "Am I ruggedly handsome?" "Do I really need to
bathe?" "Is my hair receding?"
Professon Trelawney said that Aragorn had no
talent in reading the crystal ball, but did keep mentioning that she
saw a large black creature in his future. - Lindorie
Aragorn catches his reflection in the Palantir
and thinks, "2 years without a bath, and still a good lookin' guy!" - onónë
Aragorn thought that being the referee at the
Hobbit basketball championship sould be a LOT more fun than this! - Icarus
Wow! On the contrary, I didn't think I looked THAT
good! - bregotamer
So, the Arquillians are going to blow up
Earth if we don't give them the Galaxy. Agent F, you take The Ring and
head to Mordor. Maybe destroying that will distract them somehow.
Aragorn whispers to self: The truth
is, I make this hair look goood!
Aragorn: "A little to the left... no. No, there
was a clearer picture where it was before. No... now it's gone all
cloudy again. Pippin! Will you stop messing around and get the antenna
in the right place or we're going to miss CSI:Minis Tirith!" - onónë
Now that'sa soma spicey meatah ball!
I see a tall, dark and unwashed stranger in your future... oh, wait...
that's me. - Daughter of Kings
Okay, Mr. erm, Sauron is it? Can
you turn your head and cough please? - Yaralindi
Aragorn marvels at the fact that after 3
days of sucking on it, the giant jawbreaker was the same size as when
he started. - Frodosmiss