to himself: How long has it been since we left the
Shire? Months? Years? Day in and day out, it's the same thing...If my
old Gaffer could see me now, Mr. Frodo! Do you think Rosie's cute, Mr.
Frodo? Weren't those elves great, Mr. Frodo? Who'd believe we would
ever see an oliphaunt, Mr. Frodo? I wish I had some peanut butter for
this Lembas Mr. Frodo! That Gollum stinks, don't he Mr. Frodo? You look
terrible Mr. Frodo. Are we there yet, Mr. Frodo? Yadda-Yadda-Yadda Mr.
Frodo....ACKKKKK!!!! Forget the Ring! It's Sam who's driving me MAD!!!
"I'll have the boil'em, bake'em, stick them in the stew potato meal!" a
starving Frodo ordered while he read the menu above the cashiers at
McGaffer's. - Dinledhwen
"Yes, Sam, for the fortieth time I don't
think you're a bad cook... But five roast chickens and four
whole pies *brrrp* are just a bit much." - Primula
If I hear one more thing about the various uses of string
, I swear I will use it to
gag him! - Sylvania
Elijah: owwww... who put that table in the way?
Peter Jackson(offscreen): CUT! He's supposed to stand up from the floor
and look terrified in the direction of Sauron's eye, not fall back down
with a concussion! Who's the set designer who thought they were being
Billy whistles in a "who? me?" manner and is immediately escorted from
the premesis. - Freya Baggins
Upon opening Farmer Maggot's basket, Frodo could only utter the
word "Mushrooms!" before fainting from sheer delight. - Fíriel
uuughh.. Please Sam, PLEASE! let... Smeagol... cook the rabbits
next time. - Easy Cheese
The Lord of the Rings: The Untold Story!!! In the lembas eating
contest, Pippin ate four lembas while Frodo, way too into the contest,
didn't stop until his 22nd one. (Needless to say, he was no longer fit
to continue on the mission to destroy the ring and was taken to the
hospital located at Cirith Ungol. Sam takes over and on his way to
Mordor stops by the hospital to check on Frodo. There, Frodo, who has
much improved, demands that the ring be given back to him, and the
story continues on as normal...) - The1Ring
P.J. Elijah, I want you
*Elijah falls back in a dead faint* - Strange Elf
"This is the One Ring!
Sauron must not get it back!"
"Oookay.... I think we
have a problem here..." -
nineteen times he's fallen!!
But he didn't fall,
(grumbles) He was
standing and is now in a heap on the ground, is he not! That's a fall
in my book! Nineteen! - Lindorie
Frodo gets a much needed foot massage from a grateful King of
Gondor. - bregotamer
"La la la la... how many times have we
rehearsed this song now? I am SO bored.... la la la la...." - Starflower
In a desperate attempt to get rid of it, Frodo swallows the Ring only
to find it doesn't want to be
swallowed. - Bergil