As the Elves pushed the boulder off the edge of
the cliff above,
the Ringwraiths were thankful they had bought a gross
of Acme umbrellas from that Wile E. Coyote fellow....
- Frodosmiss
...In spite of the years, the Wraiths never completely forgot their dear old nanny, Mrs. Poppins....
- Primula
"Good grief - isn't it enough that we all have to dress the same - did he also have to insist we had matching brolleys??" - Sylvania
The Nazgul Dance Academy, directed by the Dark
Lord Sauron, is pleased to present their rendition of that Broadway
classic, "Singing in the Rain." - Frodosmiss
"Wait! I thought we were supposed to have our water-wings of Doom to cross the Ford."
"Well, yes, but umbrellas were cheaper."
- Bergil
Sauron decided to gradually change the color of doom to blue and swords to doom-colored weather deflectors. - gustaf
"We better watch out, or that little kind named Dorothy might make us melt too!" - Primula
