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I thought I told you not to play with the
Chinese finger cuffs.
You got stuck again, didn't you?
Well! I guess we all know NOW just WHO stole my hair crimper,
don't we!?!? - Doctor Gamgee
Honey, I didn't mean those things I said the other night! - Gandalf the White
Celeborn: My dress doesn't look too much like yours, does it? - Strange Elf
Celeborn: Rapunzel totally pwns u! - Eärrámë (translation by Lai - pwns is one better than owns (since it is one letter up).
Yes, yes ... I know we saw Gone With the Wind just
last week, Celeborn ... but truly, I do NOT recall the scene in which Rhet
scuttled Scarlet up the stairs; still ... what's your point? - gentle-giant
Celeborn and Galadriel to Hobbits:
Remember to be back by 10...
...and no drinking...
...no wild driving...
...and we know what you were
doing in that car last night -
Hmmph ! Her hair may be golden but mine
is silvery fair. - Feanor
"You know, I really like the random blue
things in the backround but seriously, we need a change. How about
green or even disco balls. Come on! We need to add some flair before we
leave for the Grey Havens." -
"- You have a Hobbit under your shoe.
- So do you!" - Veline
Celeborn: "Did you use the last of the
hair gel??" - Traevynn
Dangit... I'm sure I dropped my wallet
somewhere about....here... no, here....
no... maybe over there? All
grassy hillocks look alike.
RICOLA! - Eärrámë
How far is that darn Gondor
- Come on, this way, my little friends!
- But... how do yo know that, Gandalf? ask the Hobbits, running hidden
by the grass. (how
- My hat always points out the wrong direction, that's the key! - Veline
*Gandalf leaps round the corner and
starts to sing in his gruff voice*
The hills are alive... with the sound
With spells they have spun for a thousand years!
Darn! My hat fell over my eyes
When I find that darn wabbit, I'm
whack him right between the eyes w/ my staff. "Just turn left at
Albequerque" he says! BAH! -
Traveling through the highest mountains
to the lowest valley. To every place in Middle-Earth it's...
Ring Trekker! - Starflower
*Sings as he marches along* "We're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Oz(giliath)" -
From the SARUMAN RULES Collection:
GANDALF the A-Grey-Vane
This functioning weather vane will let you know which way the wind is
blowing. Any resemblance to the Grey Windbag is NOT Coincidental. - Doctor Gamgee
(voice from outside the
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
: mutters to
himself....BLAST! Why didn't I listen to Radagast when he was talking
about the birds and bees....And I was worried about Balrogs. - Lindorie
*huff, huff. Stops to check step counter* Oh, darn. Only five hundred
steps. Here we go again. *huff, huff*
"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin..." -
"Now...hmmm...if I don't know which way
always follow my nose...so that means I should go...O WAIT!! Do I smell
barbeque!?" - The1Ring
Now...was it over the river and through
the woods....or through the river and over the woods? - Frodosmiss
I don't usually hold
to foreign food, but this cow's grass, it's not half bad!
Mr Frodo, is that a Heffalump or a Woozle? - Eärrámë
"Well fry my taters, there she goes
Look, Master, when Mrs. Galadriel lights up, the trees n' bushes look
almost like it's day!
"Yes, Sam. I just wish she weren't a strobe..." - Primula
'I wish Gandalf were here. He'd know what to do.'
'Well, you can ask him yourself, Mister Frodo, he's right there next to
'Sam, that's another tree.'
Sam: Yes Mr. Frodo, sir?
Frodo: You know that big
chocolate gateaux you brought?
Sam: Oh, you mean the great big
triple chocolate gateaux made by my dear old Ma before she departed
this world, bless her soul, that she filled with special chcolate given
to her by Gandalf, decorated in Lothlórien with mystical Elvish
frosting by Galadriel, carried all this way avoiding the sticky fingers
of Nazgûl, Balrogs, Orcs, Uruk-hai, Gollum and even that sneaky
cake-stealer Gimli, my prized possession, my joys of joys, my one last
memory of home, and the one thing that reminds me of all the good in
Frodo: Mmm.. yes. That gateaux.
Sam: Why, Mr Frodo?
Frodo: Because I think I just
laid on it... - Laiquendi
I just know
I dropped the ring around here somewhere!! - Traevynn
Frodo: See here, Sam, I planted some
taters ready for the return journey around here somewhere...where are
Sam: *Burp* - Arthur
We're doomed! PJ is at the crafts table
again, and there's only one donut left. - Doctor Gamgee
Okay, Sam. I'll give you a few minutes
to crawl over behind Legolas and at the count of three, we burst from
the bushes and pants him! -
Eowyn: "Ah, dear Aragorn, dost thou agree... The
slugs are particularly fine this year, are they not?"
Eowyn's stew gives "gag me with a spoon" a whole new meaning... - Lithilien Quicksilver
Don't know how much longer I can keep
gruel in my mouth before spitting it out - if only she'd turn away for
just a second .... - Sylvania
Aragorn was too late in spying Legolas'
silent "Don't eat that!" gesture while the elf stood off camera.
Aragorn: *looks over to where Eomer is and catches his eye* *says with
his eye* Eomer!! diversion please!! You know how gross this is! Help!
Eomer: *grins and says with his eye* No thanks! I'm going to just let
you suffer. - gustaf
Aragon suddenly relises that the 'melted
chocolate' is Marmite. - Starflower
Aragorn: I hope she leaves before I have to eat this entire spoon. - Eärrámë
a haunting and mysterious voice): Pull my finger!
- Gandalf the White
swallowed the worm! - bregotamer
Frodo, do you think I should've gone with the lighter wig tonight? - Icarus
How dare you even suggest that, sir! I
DREAM of wearing a toupee! What, Frodo? It's crooked? Why didn't you
say so earlier? - onónë
his best, late 70's Steve Martin voice:* Well, Excuuuuuuuuuuse
Meeeeeee! - Frodosmiss
(Dramatically) And then...it went....up...my.....NOSE! - Primula
Ian as King Lear: O, that way madness
lies! - -
Frodo! My finger! I can't stop it!!!
Ahhhhhh! - Icarus
Does THIS look like a successful Botox
job to YOU!? - bregotamer
Look at this face! Do I look like
I'm lying? I'm
telling you...the woman's purse was FULL of spoons! I think I might
have even spotted a spork poking out of the side pocket! How weird is
that? - Frodosmiss
I had ONE...ONE piece of cake! - bregotamer
Mmmmmf! Mmmf mmmmmmmf! - Starflower
You can't have my ring - I
turned it into gold fillings! - Primula