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Theoden, to Aragorn: Judging by
I'd sure hate to see the line at the Ladies Room!
Theoden, to Primula: Look, Prim! I've rounded up a
dozen spammers for you!! Shall we delete them? - Frodosmiss
Hmmm, let's see.....Ah yes, here it is....Theoden, party of twenty.
Your tables will be ready in a moment. Our special for this evening is
Eowyn's Stew. - Lindorie
"No no, you bow this way - the King is over
here!" - Starflower
reeeal grimness here. I want to see your grimest most dreaded look you
can give. Give it all your heart fella's... pretend your all about to
dieee...Yeahhh that's it..ok hollld that pose. - Feanor
Legolas: My keen elf nostrils smell a great and
terrible evil here.
Gimli: It wasnt me! - Arthur
"Hurry up will you, we all want a turn
bobbing for apples." - Starflower
And here you have them, folks! Your top
13! Who will survive to be your next Gondorian Idol?? - Frodosmiss
The reaction of the men when told the
remote was left back at the Golden Hall. - Traevynn
Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Descendent of
High Kings of Numenor, long of foresight and wise of lore, rued the
fact that the camera would not be invented for many, many, many ages of
men. - Lindorie
"What do you mean you're out of popcorn?
Intermission only lasts ten more minutes!" - Primula
NARRATION -- One thing - and one thing only - was sweeping Middle earth
more swiftly than Mordor's threatening shadows of doom; political
correctness. Hence, the commissioned group-portrait artist dared not
ask that all shorter folk - good though they might be - move to the
front .... - gentle-giant
Theoden, sounding like the Godfather:
"Nice party you got here. It'd be a shame if somethin' were to happen
to it..." - Ennelyn
Theoden thinking to himself "So
much for express lane." - Samsmissy
Eowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan, let me introduce you to this seasons
contestants for the Bachelorette. -
Frodo finally discovers what was
clogging his bathtub drain.
Frodo was surprised to hear a Who speaking from a dust speck on the
Ring! - Dinledhwen
You are getting sleeepy, verry
sleepy.... - Lindorie
Music crescendos as the film's
climactic moment is reached, vocals by an Orcish choir...
"Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize! That's what you get in
Cracker Jack." - Lithilien
Dang, I want my money back. I think this
so-called Magic Tanning Ring is turning me green! - Primula
"Must pay a bit more for my crackers
next Christmas!" - Sylvania
No fair! Sauron's Ring is bigger than mine! - Lithilien Quicksilver
After digging through the ashes in the
fire place, Frodo finally finds the ring that was thrown in the fire.
"Of all the days for rain to come down the chimney!" - Starflower
The Ring: Frodo, I am
your father! - Eärrámë
Gollum snickering in the background....
Frodo: "What'd ya mean, not real gold?"
Frodo: *gasp* is this the ark?? -
"This was totally not worth eating 5,000
chocolate bars." - Evelyn
down, who's going to give him the kiss of life?
- Strange Elf
you sure this subway runs all
the way to Minis Tirith? I think we're on the wrong line." - Primula
"Why do we always pick the slowest
subway in Middle-Earth!?" - Starflower
Aragorn: You know Arwen said that I'm...
Boromir: Oh no, here we go again...
Legolas: Dude, this is like the worst possible moment we can be talking
about this, Frodo's just been stabbed and probably dead!
Aragorn: *sigh* It's never the right time... - Arthur
Moderator: ...and so, panel,
you must guess which one of these three gentlemen is the long lost King
of Gondor. - Lindorie
Aragorn and Boromir thinking to themselves ... "Why is the spotlight
always on that Elf!?!" - Ashlyn
"Aragorn, look! The Elf is glowing again
- orcs are about!" - Primula
I told you, you poncy elf, you can't tag on a double tig
Aragorn: Not unless the double
tig comes after a tag done while spinning on one's toes and shooting
the third orc from the left.- -
The Three Musketeers of Middle-Earth : "All for one and.... Hey!
Why do those hobbits keep on stealing our job?!" - Starflower
*sings* One of these gents is not like the other, one of these gents
isn't the same..... - Lindorie
What do you mean "The Studio is demanding a rewrite?" What are we
supposed to do? Play "One potato, Two Potato" to see which one of us
doesn't make it to the second film?!? -
Ewww! So that's what Galadriel looks like
without makeup! - Traevynn
"All right we're down to three
Two Men and an Elf. Two will go home with nothing...Only one will go
home to become King of Gondor. But who will it be?" - Starflower
Boromir: "I can't believe we were worried about that Cave Troll.
But who would have thought even Hobbits could be that hungry?!" - Lithilien Quicksilver
Aragorn: "Look at Gandalf breakdance!
Leggy/Boro: "Whoa!" - Gandalf the
But when troble is afoot he becomes...
you....This phone is busy!!!! -
No quarter given! - Primula
Any bloke calls hisself Aragorn around?
Phone call for Aragorn, come and get it! - Lindorie
Spare change?? Gotta call me mum. - Traevynn
What is this thing? How did i get here?
What's that ringing sound. Arrrrg! -
Nope no hobbits here! - Arthur
Where's that hobbit? He told me this was
the biffy and now, I've REALLY gotta go!! - Frodosmiss
The Doctor's new assistant, whilst less
attractive than previous companions, came in handy when the sonic
screwdriver broke! - Laiquendi
Can anyone get me the number for Pizza
Hut? We ain't had nuthin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days! - Frodosmiss
In his best Pee-Wee Herman
I'm trying to use the PHONE!!!! -
Now that's an interesting choice for the
next Dr. Who! - HobbitNaga
"Gimme back my lunch money or
I'll hit you with more than custard!"