Captioning Game 10

Captions 10

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Wellinghall by the Hildebrandts

Now where did I put that can of Raid?? - Traevynn

Treebeard to Merry and Pippin: "I swear to you, the fish was THIS BIG." - BelladonnaTook

Treebeard: PJ, look at! LOOK at me! I told you we shouldn't let Tim Burton do the animation! - Elven Maiden

"I don't care how good you think your pipe-weed is. This is a no-smoking establishment." - gentle-giant

Honey, I shrunk the kids! - Traevynn

As a matter of fact I DON"T think it's funny to put glow sticks in Quickbeam's soup. - Frodosmiss

Gandalf muttering: I give up! I spend all that time on a useless spell which blows up in my face, trying to make Merry and Pippen less bothersome and all it does is SHRINK them! - Doctor Gamgee

No, thank you young hobbits, but I would not care for a bowl of hasty pudding! - Frodosmiss

"I love you this much little brown hare!!" said Treebeard. "Well your hair ain't that brown and short anymore old man!!!" said little brown hare. "And by the way I'm not your little brown hare anymore. I'm teenage punk-rock blue hare!" he said. - Samsmissy

Aragorn & Gandalf in Edoras

Aragorn: 3000 years and not ONE new joke . . . - Doctor Gamgee

Aragorn thinks, "Grey Wanderer? Grey Babbler!! 'yawn'" - Anna Estel

"How do I tell Gandalf that he suffers from chronic halitosis?" - Frodosmiss

Gandalf: Yes Aragorn, we have to take the Dwarf. Don't worry, he'll sober up soon. - Strange Elf

You would think they could at least leave the horses outside for that, wouldn't you? - Primula

Gandalf: Looks like the dwarf's about to blow big time! I hope Legolas knows a good dry cleaner! - Dinledhwen

I don't mind that Merry and Pippin are dancing on the tables, but do they have to do the Macarena? - Frodosmiss

4 hobbits between Moria and Lorien

Totally disregarding the others' ingnorance in the matter, Frodo continued unabated:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag .... " - gentle-giant

The Rohirrim may be our friends, but I'm never eating Eowyn's stew again!! - Anna Estel

No matter how long the journey, the hobbits never got used to seeing Gimli in a thong. - Traevynn

Sam whispers to the group: "I wonder if Mr. Gandalf realizes that, when the sun hits it just right, we can see his Harry Potter undies through his white robe?" - Frodosmiss

Great Wizard's breath! THAT turns into Legolas???? With just one cup of coffee?? - Lindorie

"All right, let's try it again from the second measure. Where's our baritone? Merry! Get up here, and for the last time, you may not sing lead!" - Primula

Elrond and Elves of the Last Alliance

*Elrond to self* I knew I shouldn't have missed that last meeting! - Ashlyn

Elrond: You would think I'd be the first to get a helmet. - Strange Elf

Elrond (to steal a line): "Right, where are we going?" - Anna Estel

(sings) One of these elves is not like the others...one of these elves just doesn't belong.... - Frodosmiss

It's the Dark Land of the Dark Lord, who thinks to bring sunscreen?!? - AnnaEstel

Elrond suddenly realizes that today is NOT Casual Friday... - Frodosmiss

Nah. No helmet today. Don't want to muss the 'do. - Traevynn

Elrond: I SO need a facial and a manicure. - Lindorie

Elrond: "Wow. Deja vu!" - Primula

Now how did that go? "Back and sides go bare, go bare - In front wear armor here and there..." - Treblemaker