Haha! OOPS! Sorry.
You
look better with a shorter skirt on anyway!
-
Wanderer
Merry: Is this the end I poke people with? - MiddleEarthMunchkin
Does this helmet make my nose look flat? - Lady of Light
Are you sure this one will work? Because the last one they gave me was
plastic! - Laiquendi
"Eowyn does this sword make me a cut above the other Rohirrim?" -
Dinledhwen
Oooooooooo...... Pointy! -
Durin the Deathless
"Oh, I can see my reflection in this sword, and I look pretty darn
hot!" - Strange Elf
Can you imagine, Eowyn, this is
real steel, this is! - Silivren
Ithildin
"...Yes, ladies and gents, the reason
I'm
dressed as an eggplant is to demonstrate to you how this Ronco
Slicer-Dicer will change your life! You too will find no shame in
dressing as exotic vegetables after you spend an afternoon whipping
this Slice-o-Matic through a heap of salad fixin's - And if you order
one Today, you'll get not one but two
Smithy brand sharpeners!" - Primula
Isn't this just a teensy bit of overkill
for chopping carrots? - mousechief
-Is this legal?
-Why are you giving me this?! I could poke my eye out!
-I don't think this is long enough for me to be able to reach the orcs'
heads.
-Why does it say "Wish you wellness and health"?
- I've got soul, I've got looks, I've got brains, but I ain't a
soldier!
- Wanderer