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I hate it when it's Gimli's turn to cook.
Dwarf hair in everything.
****.... knew I shouldn't have eaten that superglue... - Evermind
You'd think that the Master of all Lore
be able to brew a decent beer. I've had better swill at a cheapside pub
in Pelargir. yuck! - Lindorie
: Mmmm.. Forbidden Ring of Power... - Laiquendi
Though fashionably full-lipped, Boromir
he regretted his most recent collagen injection at the Council of
Elrond. - Primula
"One does not simply walk into Mmmm... walk into Mnnnmnmnmmnm... walk
into Mnnooorrrr... One does not simply walk into Mmmnnnm..." - Primula
*Looking at Legolas* "So what if my hair
doesn't look as clean as yours" -
From the moment he saw it, Boromir knew
he'd bitten off more than he could chew. - Overlithe
I left my denture adhesive in Rivendell!
The quest had left a bad taste in his
mouth, and it was not Sams cooking. -
Is that chicken? I dont remember eating
chicken! darn Elvish food... - Durin
*Boromir's high school year book
Boromir of Gondor: Class Clown - Tiger-Lily
Haha! OOPS! Sorry.
look better with a shorter skirt on anyway!
Merry: Is this the end I poke people with? - MiddleEarthMunchkin
Does this helmet make my nose look flat? - Lady of Light
Are you sure this one will work? Because the last one they gave me was
plastic! - Laiquendi
"Eowyn does this sword make me a cut above the other Rohirrim?" -
Oooooooooo...... Pointy! -
Durin the Deathless
"Oh, I can see my reflection in this sword, and I look pretty darn
hot!" - Strange Elf
Can you imagine, Eowyn, this is
real steel, this is! - Silivren
"...Yes, ladies and gents, the reason
dressed as an eggplant is to demonstrate to you how this Ronco
Slicer-Dicer will change your life! You too will find no shame in
dressing as exotic vegetables after you spend an afternoon whipping
this Slice-o-Matic through a heap of salad fixin's - And if you order
one Today, you'll get not one but two
Smithy brand sharpeners!" - Primula
Isn't this just a teensy bit of overkill
for chopping carrots? - mousechief
-Is this legal?
-Why are you giving me this?! I could poke my eye out!
-I don't think this is long enough for me to be able to reach the orcs'
-Why does it say "Wish you wellness and health"?
- I've got soul, I've got looks, I've got brains, but I ain't a
Sharpe! Oh wait, that's Boromir's line. - Strange Elf
Uurrgggh!! . . . (Maybe if I hold this and
grunt, I will finally be able to intimidate someone!) - Loverofhobbits
Bilbo suddenly realizes the slice of cake
he offered Gandalf
had his missing dentures baked right into it.
"Since when do you like goat cheese?" -
Gandalf the White
What do you mean, "my cholesterol is too
"What's so funny?? All I said was I cut
the cheese!"- Frodosmiss
I've got to find a good hiding place for
supper. Ever since Lobelia started Atkins...my teaspoons are safer, but
the cheese...! - Lindorie
For the last time! Stop calling me
'GrandMa Baggins'! -
Bilbo sees Gandalf "accidentally"
discover his secret stash of rice cakes. - The1Ring
Please, Gandalf, don't tell anyone about my habit, especially Frodo.
What would he say if he found out about my stealing cheese from the
mousetraps? - Eruvanne
Pffffffffffffft--------- - Doctor Gamgee
"Blast!" Bilbo realizes he has
been caught on Frodo's Diet Cheaters cam... - Frodosmiss
Bilbo hoped Gandalf wouldn't notice the
'bit of sponge cake' really was
sponge, though the bubbles threatened to give it away. - Primula
Bilbo: Will you marry me?
Gandalf: That's not
funny! Just give me the Ring and get out of here!
Pull my finger. - Doctor Gamgee
Make a wish! - Lindorie
Frodo and Gandalf play "Itsy Bitsy
Spider" - bregotamer
Bilbo: Pick a card, any card.
Gandalf pulls the ace of spades.
Bilbo: That's the death card! -
Gandalf the White
Gandalf: You know, I prefer spearmint
Gaffer's home brew left such a bad taste in my mouth, a bit of
peppermint will do. - Frodosmiss
Voice Over: Mentos, the fresh maker. - Doctor Gamgee
Frodo: Look what I found Gandalf?
Gandalf: *with a disgusted look* You don't expect me to actually touch
that do you?
Frodo: *hold out object farther*
Gandalf: Fine. *uses finger-tips to pick up worm* - Eruvanne
Here Gandalf. Can you pop this last
kernel for me? The popcorn machine missed it. - Starflower
Frodo, with fear in his voice: Here,
Gandalf! You take this ring! Take it!
Gandalf, in a I'm-not-kidding-around-here voice: I can't take the ring
Frodo! Forget the fact that through me, it would wield a power too
terrible to imagine. It has hundreds of years worth of Gollum germs on
it! Ewwww....I can't even make myself touch it! - Frodosmiss
...And look, if I go like this,
it looks like a rabbit on the wall! - Primula
This year it was a tie for
the Ugliest Granny Contest.
Taste-No-Evil wait for the rest of the Evil Family to show up. - Primula
Luckily for Aragorn, Eowyn tries out her
new recipe for Lemon Tart on two of the Rohirrim, before offering him a
slice. - Ringwraith-Wife
Hey, who turned out the lights? - Tom Bombadillo
I warned you that Aldamir's parties were
terminally boring..... - Lindorie
Can't find the hobbit,
We got the only two-wraith blues... -
Two by two, hands of blue. - Evelyn
Stewart's Bluing...use it or die.... And now, back to our