The Sniffle-Ship by Primula.
The Elves sailing away would find their tissue needs well supplied when they used this ship.
Two grey kleenex boxes in their original color provide the swan-winged boat its foam.
Under the tissue-thin sails delicately hung on stainless kabobs,
stout cereal-box planking ensures a safe passage across the Sundering Blue Towel to the West.
Primula being one of the judges, she offers this one just for fun.