The Foiliphaunt by Baron Wilderness
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Baron Wilderness, "Foiliphaunt":
Behold the mighty Foiliphaunt.

Use your own kleenex to wipe away your tears as, without prejudice, he
happily stamps elf, horse and man into a very thin and very messy,
bloodsoaked footprint shaped splodge of guts and brains.


The massed ranks of the imposing Haradrim are played by lightly salted
peanuts, accompanied by their vanguard of marauding Hill Trolls played by almonds.
(I would have added the fearless Rohirrim attempting to break through the
ranks of the advancing army and drive the foiliphaunt away, but Wolfie ate all the cashews.)

Comment: Great creative use of foil and nuts.