Shameful Short Verse

Bad Writing by Primula


The Fellowship of Bad Haiku

Frodo:
Ring slung around his neck,
Pulchritudinous ojos.
Liked Gollum, sometimes.

Merry:
Hobbit, eats apples.
With Pippin like ham and eggs.
Always a bag boy.

Pippin:
Named like an apple,
Though it was really a bird,
Sometimes really bites.

Sam:
Fat gardener hobbit,
He took that trip with Frodo,
Had too many kids.

Gimli:
Dwarf who liked the Elf,
Lots of mention of his beard,
And that Elf-lady's hair.

Legolas:
Mysterious Elf,
Always hits orcs with arrows,
Never sleeps: creepy.

Aragorn:
Who is this strange man?
He is really kind of old,
His sword flames people.

Boromir:
Gondor means stone-land,
Son of means he was from there,
So Boromir rocks.

Gandalf:
Sort of a foreman,
He keeps coming back again,
Wizard boomerang.