Shameful Short Verse

Bad Writing by Lothithil


Gardner Smardner, a poem by Sam
 
I think that I shall never know
A poem as lovely as a tomato
Nor will I ever assume
To extoll the virtues of a mushroom
If I work hard, I might give a quip
About the Gaffer's prize turnip
Or maybe, as a special treat
I'll sing a song about a beet!
To my vegetable muse I will always cater
Now, what can I find to rhyme with 'tater'?