Bad Writing by Erorah Daughter of Eowyn
Gandalf and Pippin are sitting together in Minas Tirith as it is being seized by thousands of Orc.
Pippin looks to Gandalf and despairs. "I didn't think it would end like this... "
Gandalf turns to him. "End... No death is just another path, one that we must all take... "
Pippin looks back to Gandalf. "Oh... "
Gandalf speaks once more. " The grey rain-curtain of this world
rolls back, and all turns to a horrifying and painful ache. And
then you see it ... a sea of boiling lava ... and beyond, a
perilous country of Ravaging beasts under a jagged sunrise,"
Pippin quickly turns his head to Gandalf. "Oh, that doesn't seem
too bad then..." Pippin said to him feeling comforted.
"Yes, I wish I never left, but NO I had to come back to this!" Shouted Gandalf sarcastically.
"Well, why don't we just let Sauron win!" Splurted Pippin.
"That's a brilliant idea Peregrin Took, and still Hobbits prove their worth!" Gandalf gasped.
And so the race of Middle-Earth fell and Sauron's army defeated the
free peoples of MIddle-Earth, whilst Pippin and Gandalf skipped into