Lamentable Laughs

Bad Writing by Dinledhwen

Aragorn's Love Letter to Arwen


The Ranger sits down with quill and parchment while the Fellowship takes a break


My dearest Arwen how I miss thee let me count the ways;


1. I miss seeing your bright blue eyes. I'm constantly reminded of them when I look at Legolas.


2. I miss seeing your fair mist colored skin. I'm constantly reminded of it when I look at Legolas.

3. I miss seeing your flowing hair the color of a raven's wing. I'm constantly reminded of it when I look at Legolas. No wait, that's not right for he has blonde hair. Well at least it's the same length.

4. I miss seeing your lips the color of ripe cherries. I'm constantly reminded of them when I ..look....at..ah let's skip this one.

5. I miss hearing your sweet voice. I'm constantly reminded of it when I hear Legolas..Honestly my dearest Arwen I don't have any feelings toward Legolas. He just happens to be the only Elf in the Fellowship I can compare you to. The Hobbits are too short as is Gimli who is a Dwarf (need I say more?). As for Boromir he's just a pain. Who does he think he is a King? Now Gandalf is a fine Wizard but since you waxed your chin hairs you two have nothing in common.

Well I had better close for now my dearest Arwen. Hopefully soon I can dump this Ring and everyone else so I can return to you.

Aragorn