Bad Writing by Dinledhwen
When Legolas saw the teenage girl dressed in a black wizard style robe
running towards him waving a clipboard his fair face went white.
"How did she find me?!" he moaned out loud as he ran into the Golden
Hall at Edoras and hid behind a pillar. Now this didn't go unnoticed by
Aragorn and Gimli who were seated at a nearby table smoking their pipes.
"Alright Legolas I know your in here!" Hermione Granger from the Harry
Potter story said while stopping close to his hiding place. "I got a
message from a secret informant that you wish to be free and join my
S.P.E.W. cause to help liberate your fellow house elves! See I even
have a pair of socks for you so you can be free right now!"
Meanwhile Gimli was shaking all over as he tried hard not to laugh out
loud and the tears were rolling down his face and soaking into his
"Your humor is twisted secret informant," Aragorn said calmly between
puffs on his pipe as he watched Legolas cringe with fright when
Hermione found him and tried to get him to accept a pair of pink and
purple argyle socks. Something the Elf obviously didn't want to do and
he ran off with the teenager chasing after him.
By now Gimli's booming laughter filled the hall and Aragorn sighed.
"Definitely twisted," he muttered around his pipe stem.