Shameful Short Verse

Bad Writing by Dinledhwen

Frodo's Eyes

The real reason Frodo
Left this fine Fellowship
Were those two big blue eyes
Oh they were adorable!

But alas they created
Within every viewer
A mushy feeling inside
Plus a strong urge to hug him!

Of course this meant Frodo
Was now in grave danger
Of being squeezed to death
By those sent to protect him!

Now all the other males
In this fine Fellowship
Were uncomfortable with
Such displays of emotion!

So they blind folded Frodo
And carried him about
But on his head he would land
When ever they dropped him!

Now Frodo wasn't dumb
And he was keeping count
So after the tenth drop
He decided to get out!